Happy Birthday to me

Happy Birthday to me

I'm outside Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville on CityWalk, drinking a Margarita in honor of my 40th birthday.

Be Afraid

Be Afraid

One fish two fish red fish blue fish

One fish two fish red fish blue fish

My fish wasn't labeled, so I got wet.

Seuss Landing

Seuss Landing

My Dogs Are Barking

My Dogs Are Barking

Betty Boop

Betty Boop

Dueling Dragons Interlocking Corkscrews

Dueling Dragons Interlocking Corkscrews

Dueling Dragons is fun, but Montu slayed both Fire and Ice.

The Lost Continent

The Lost Continent

The Hulk Cobra Roll

The Hulk Cobra Roll

WossaMotta U

WossaMotta U

Flying Unicorn

Flying Unicorn

Flying Unicorn

Flying Unicorn

This was a fun little coaster.

Dueling Dragons Interlocking Corkscrews

Dueling Dragons Interlocking Corkscrews

They're both good in the front seat.

Dueling Dragons Head-On 360s

Dueling Dragons Head-On 360s

Ice redeemed itself in the front seat.

The High in the Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride!

The High in the Sky Seuss Trolley Train Ride!

Yes, I rode it.

The Hulk

The Hulk

Doctor Doom's Fear Fall

Doctor Doom's Fear Fall

Smooth ride.

The Hulk

The Hulk

The Hulk

The Hulk

The front seat is best.

Dueling Dragons

Dueling Dragons

Sorry, Ice, Fire slayed you.

Me and the Hulk

Me and the Hulk

The Hulk wasn't running when I came in this morning.

Hard Rock Cafe

Hard Rock Cafe

Universal CityWalk Hard Rock Cafe.

My career as an acrobat hasn't begun

My career as an acrobat hasn't begun

But I'm busy giving blood and shoveling elephant dung.

Montu Entrance

Montu Entrance

Kumba Kobra Roll

Kumba Kobra Roll

Kumba Corkscrew

Kumba Corkscrew

First of two consecutive corkscrews.

Kumba Lift Hill and Loop

Kumba Lift Hill and Loop

That is a big loop.

Kumba Entrance

Kumba Entrance

SheiKra Entrance

SheiKra Entrance

SheiKra

SheiKra

Making a splash.

Peacock

Peacock

Gwazi Tiger

Gwazi Tiger

Gwazi Lion was closed again today.

Zebra

Zebra

Okay, am I white with black stripes, or black with white stripes? I'm so confused.

Reticulated Giraffes

Reticulated Giraffes

African White-backed Vulture

African White-backed Vulture

African Lion

African Lion

African Lion

African Lion

African Lion

African Lion

African Lion

African Lion

Spotted Hyena

Spotted Hyena

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a Hippopotamus will do.

Lesser Flamingos and Zebras, oh my

Lesser Flamingos and Zebras, oh my

Busch Gardens Day Two

Busch Gardens Day Two

I'm here to chew bubble gum and ride roller coasters, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Hotel Trash Cans

Hotel Trash Cans

This represents the extent of my hotel trash cans. It's a good thing I don't have a lot of trash. What if I was cleaning fish or gutting a deer or something?

Unnecessary Quotation Marks

Unnecessary Quotation Marks

Are they being sarcastic?

SheiKra

SheiKra

It really whips the llamas buttocks.

Gwazi

Gwazi

I rode the Tiger side twice. The lion side was closed today.

And Yet Another Alligator

And Yet Another Alligator

Another American Alligator

Another American Alligator

On land this time.

All of the Alligator

All of the Alligator

American Alligator

American Alligator

No, Bon Jovi is not playing

No, Bon Jovi is not playing

Kumba

Kumba

Kumba has seven inversions.

Secondhand Gum on SheiKra

Secondhand Gum on SheiKra

Fresh Water Turtles

Fresh Water Turtles

More Flamingos

More Flamingos

Caribbean Flamingos

Caribbean Flamingos

The redneck dream yard.

African Spurred Tortoise

African Spurred Tortoise

Giraffes

Giraffes

Montu

Montu

Seven inversions, two 360s.

Nile Crocodiles

Nile Crocodiles

Check out the choppers.

Aldabra Tortoise

Aldabra Tortoise

Asian Elephant

Asian Elephant

Scorpion

Scorpion

It, too, is a coaster.

Cheetah Chase